• me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
  • teawithaview:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED





This sounds like the start of a YA romance story

    teawithaview:

    beautifulgodzilla:

    beautifulgodzilla:

    THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

    This sounds like the start of a YA romance story

    (via sinkingsailorcrew)

  • rhyse:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

i want to skateboard on it

    rhyse:

    stunningpicture:

    This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

    i want to skateboard on it

    (via thaturieguy)

  • baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

    baggytrousers27:

    thewhitejewel:

    baggytrousers27:

    physicalalex:

    everydaygun:

    no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

    revengeofthemudbutt:

    whiskey-weather:

    No.

    No.

    because physics

    respect but no fucking way

    i think i broke my collarbone watching this

    Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

    Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

    Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

    (Source: jaidefinichon, via eternalsaudade)

  • fasterfood:

    "God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

    (via trueclit)

  • thenaebyrd777:

    egberts:

    wikeni:

    kanmae-west:

    nymph-in-the-yellow-dress:

    egberts:

    spooktre:

    egberts:

    minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

    im not content with this content

    i object to that object

    I need to read what I read again

    Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

    Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

    i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind

    fuck all of you

    (via thecatalystofforgiveness)

  • haemus:

    The girl you just called hot? That me

    (via metalhearted)

  • interiorly:

    I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

    (via forgave)

  • nosdrinker:

Free Him

    nosdrinker:

    Free Him

    (Source: bobchesler, via gnarly)

  • wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

    wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

    jasminedarling:

    He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

    HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

    (Source: babygoatsandfriends, via thegreattitsmcgee)

  • inories:

    Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

  • fatgirlopinions:

    padaleckawaii:

    pros and cons to having boobs:

    cons:
    -finding tops/dresses which fit
    -the lying on ur front issue
    -bras
    -wrapping urself in a towel (harder than it sounds)
    -they get cold in the bath bc theyre not in the water
    -back ache ow
    -swimming costumes and bikinis
    -“my eyes are up here”
    -running. like jfc
    -pAiNN during periods

    pros:
    -squishy squish

    The pros outweigh the cons honestly

    (via blazing-undead)