the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school
  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school
  • bijonse:

    stockphotomodel:

    vuittonbrown:

    when your hairdresser finds out you fuckin her man

    image

    why do little monsters always copy other posts but apply them to gaga?

    much like gaga, they can only take what others have done, slap a count of paint on it and call it new

    (via wzrdkelley)

  • blessthebutt:

    my favorite flavor of cake is more

    (Source: asscop, via happiest)

  • jaclcfrost:

    do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

    (via distressed--teens)

  • zootedboy:

    if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

    (via fake-mermaid)

  • "We waste so many days waiting for weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life."
    – Joshua Glenn Clark (via psych-facts)

    (via itsmariri)

  • grrrlfever:

    my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

    even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

    (Source: lesbolution, via lernboobs)

  • nicolegendary:

    hell-born-rising-demon:

    dolofang:

    klartie:

    when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

    girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

    Girls share everything.

    #girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

    (via lernboobs)

  • zealouscorgi:


capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

    zealouscorgi:

    capnbiceps:

    My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

    look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

    (Source: darkpatriotism, via lernboobs)

  • neatvibes:

    most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

    (via youresocoolbroski)

  • dumbledorathexplora:

    I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin

    (via sallydonovan)

  • my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
  • if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

    (via r-e-p-u-g-n-a-n-c-e)