when your hairdresser finds out you fuckin her man
why do little monsters always copy other posts but apply them to gaga?
much like gaga, they can only take what others have done, slap a count of paint on it and call it new
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin
if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe