• octobra:

    if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

    (Source: youtubeofficial, via tdirtbag)

  • mid2000snatalieportman:

    lvysaur:

    with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

    yeah they’re called the staff

    (Source: nxte, via itsmemacleod)

  • hiyaimkyra:

    does anyone else feel like tumblr is a waste of your time but you just can’t stop spending 90% of your life on it

    (via lernboobs)

  • why do drugs when you can do me

    (Source: oceannbones, via gnarly)

  • hemmoslegs:

    wanksclub:

    what if neighborhoods were organized by music genre

    I’d probably have a lot more friends

    (Source: wanksclub, via deadvalley)

  • my-name-is-mateja:

    You had me at ‘I hate everyone’

    (via lernboobs)

  • fileformat:

    sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

    (via virtuallykawaii)

  • officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

    officialfrenchtoast:

    looking at hot people like

    (Source: marniethedog, via lernboobs)

  • ianoshea:

    People who buy a book, read the book, and then go out and buy another book are people I admire because I buy 12 books at once and 11 of them usually sit there unread for years.

    (via artisticgamzee)

  • dietcrush:

    my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

    (via youdontknowboutsmee)

  • toukos:

    u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

    (via officialmoviegoer)

  • cheeky-chelsea:

    Boys hoodies are just so much more comfortable.

    (via mikaylanogueira)

  • baboushkat:

    do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

    (Source: baebees, via succeeding)

  • (Source: oreimo, via rainbow-burst45)

  • "I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
    Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

    (via irnbilbie)