• smash-turbation:

    Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

    (Source: pornhubhemmo, via whoredinarygirl)

  • owlwright:

    me: *drinks water* health god

    (via s-ilverlight)

  • peclro:

    sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

    (via unlaze)

  • omidspissedoffcat:

    my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

    (via teencry)

  • homorecker:

    My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

    (via meanderinglocust)

  • i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

    (Source: areafiftyjuan, via clisappointinq)

  • zackisontumblr:

    do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

    (via stability)

  • ajuran:

    onlinepunk:

    Imagine being a fly that accidentally gets trapped on a plane and they are taken away from their fly family and their fly children and they are forced to start anew in some foreign country that doesn’t even speak the same fly language as them and they have no idea how to get back to their home fly country and to their fly wife how stressful would that be

    this is literally immigrants white people are so ready to understand a fly before an immigrant

    (via percussiveadventure)

  • korra:

    people be like “are you really going to miss out on a potential friendship just because someone doesnt share your views on feminism/racism/etc.” and i’m like “ya lol”

    (via cophinescockerspaniels)

  • beefysquirrelz:

    sexual orientation: please

    (Source: thelordofthebuttz, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

  • affectin:

    i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

    (via definitive)

  • rnessage:

    be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

    (via gnarly)